Veggie Burger

Holy- Balls, buckets, crap, guacamole, moley, Spicolli, sheet man! These burgers are AMAZING! I made Veggie's right! I'm really getting over being skeptical of this healthy eating stuff and jumping right in huh? So it kinda happened by accident. I bought lentils (on purpose)-but I jacked up cooking them...b/c well, I kinda forgot I was cooking they overcooked..turned to mush. Boo. I didn't want to throw them out, but I didn't want to eat them as they were. They were basically half perfect and half mush. Product of my forgetting them and forgetting to stir them so they'd all cook evenly I guess. *shrugs* Burgers popped into my head...but how does someone MAKE a veggie burger? I don't even BUY them for fear they will suck. What? It's the truth! So I looked through recipes online and there is no 'set' recipe. Just make them stick together. Dredge them, don't dredge them. Beans, herbs, cumin, onions,'s a pretty varied thing. I can do this-after all, I have mushy lentils! My messed up lentils were 1 cup of brown lentils cooked in 2 cups of beef broth (from a roast my Dad made earlier in the week) and 2 cups of my lentils (albeit mush) had a nice beefy flavor already. I put them in a pan and let them cool and added the following- 1/2 onion, diced 1/2 zucchini, shredded and squeezed dry I cooked the onion and zuc in about a Tablespoon of olive oil until they were just getting soft- 2 eggs-beaten 1/4 cup unseasoned breadcrumbs 1/4 cup wheat bran 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese 1 t cumin I mixed it up and molded the burgers with a 4 inch egg ring onto waxed paper and into the freezer. It made 7 burgers... there are 6 in the freezer and one in my belly. I fried it in a pan with butter-what? who said that? I did...butter...seriously..a little to fry a burger won't hurt too bad! I put the burger on the 100% whole wheat bun (there's that healthy monster again) w/a healthy dose of Miracle Whip *snickers*, some spicy mustard, and some lettuce-for crunch. SO good. Seriously...alot of recipes coated their burgers in breadcrumbs, but I LOVED the crunchy cheese/lentils 'coating' it got from pan frying it. Will I give up beef? No...but are these a GREAT alternative? Yes, hells yes!


swankyrd said…
Those burgers sound amazing! I love when an experiment in the kitchen turns out for the best!
Angie said…
Yum! That looks so good!

And, amen - a little butter never hurt anything! :)
Heather said…
That does look amazing! I love it when an almost mistake turns into something yummy!
Cardio Pizza said…
What a great idea to use lentils. I have a bag sitting in my pantry so that gives me a great idea! :)

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